Thursday, September 25, 2008


~I can’t sleep. I don’t know why it’s happening but it is really starting to piss me off. I am super tired all day and then I crash at like 9 o’clock at night. Fall right out. Then by 11ish I am wide awake and can’t fall back asleep until an hour or two before my alarm clock goes off. WTF? Maybe if I start getting good and drunk every night before bed I will be able to sleep through the night. I’ll start tonight. On my way home from work I will stop and get a gallon of cheap tequila. Chalupa Gold. Instead of a worm its got a Chihuahua in the bottom.

~Email blogging makes the spaces between my paragraphs huge. WTF? It’s not intentional but I don’t know how to make it not happen, so it stays. I know, it annoys me too. Deal with it.

~I am being heavily pursued by a married man. WTF? It’s not the first time in my life that I have been in this situation and I usually just blow him off totally. The problem here is that this dude is hot as fuck. In any other instance I would be all over that. Damn! I really wanna be all over that. By his actions, I can tell that he has stepped out before and probably will again. But I am still not going there. I may be a slut but I’m not a home wrecking slut.

~I can’t write for shit lately. I’m too wound up. I can’t write when I am wound up. When I am busy and anxious and stressed you get stupid posts like this one. WTF?

~I think the little orange kitty is sick. Which pisses me off because now I feel bad for the little guy and I don’t really even like him or want him and now he’s got me feeling sorry for him and sorta regretting beating him with my shoe when he shits on the floor. And now hes all sick and pathetic with one eye half closed and wheezing and snotting. And now I have guilt. And a vet bill. WTF? Stupid cat.

~My lovely Shay just took up the trumpet. Of all instruments my girl picks the trumpet. WTF? Its adorable and funny at the same time. I am excited for her, although not really thrilled at having to buy a damn trumpet. The kid really loves music, she is way into it and even introduced me to some stuff I may never have known I liked. I am a huge Jonas Brothers fan now because of her. Those kids rock. And that Joe Jonas? Oh yea. I would totally hit that. And he is like 20 yrs old so I can say that. And while I realize its still creepy and lecherous to say, its totally legal and I have probably done much worse things. Ahem, back to the trumpet. All I have to say is that I am eternally grateful for my ipod and extra strength Tylenol.

1 comment:

Twisted Cinderella said...

Well I hope you got some sleep since you made this post!