Saturday, October 04, 2008

It's in the stars.

My horoscope today from


You could use the day's energy to put some enthusiasm into your current love affair. Indeed, if this area of your life needs revitalizing, you had better do something to whip it into shape. Take your sugar bunches out, pay attention to them, and give them a massage after a wonderful meal. Use your imagination, as you probably have the perfect trick right up your sleeve.


Hmm? I’m supposed to be massaging my sugar bunches after I eat? I wonder if I can do that at the table or if I should politely excuse myself and take care of that in private. I don’t know what or where the hell my sugar bunches are and I got no help whatsoever from Google. All I got there was the lyrics to “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch” Which Clay Aiken apparently recently reprised.

I bet Clay Aiken’s sugar bunches aren’t neglected. He probably has his massaged on a regular basis. Ryan Seacrest showed him how.

Who is going to show me?

If anyone out there has any insight into how I can rectify this little problem it would be much appreciated.

Seacrest isn’t returning my calls.


Simonds out.